Funny online dating chat up lines

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox! Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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